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Destroy a Wish

Post by Jaddels on Mon Jul 20, 2015 10:35 pm

For those of you that don't know how this works I will explain. I wish for something and the next poster grants my wish but puts in a condition. For example, Me: I wish to learn any language instantly. Next Poster: Granted but you always have a Mexican accent.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Jaddels on Mon Jul 20, 2015 10:36 pm

I wish I had the power to resist all illnesses
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by lordbrian1 on Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:18 pm

Jaddels wrote:I wish I had the power to resist all illnesses

Granted, but you are an asymptomatic carrier of every known contagious disease.

I wish Gilligan and the passengers made it off the island safely.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Godfrey on Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:30 pm

lordbrian1 wrote:
I wish Gilligan and the passengers made it off the island safely.

They made it off the island safely. Unfortunately they never made it back to land again and have been stuck at sea ever since.

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I wish I had the power to read minds.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Little Lloyd on Tue Jul 21, 2015 11:51 pm

granted, but you can only read what they want to eat.

I wish that college books were cheaper.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Conner Temple on Wed Jul 22, 2015 7:56 am

Granted, but all the books were in Swedish.

I wish that I can eat as much as I want without gaining weight.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Jaddels on Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:29 pm

Granted, although you don't gain any weight your cholesterol levels sky rocket, you have a heart attack and die.

I wish I could talk to animals.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by martbhell on Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:25 pm

But you don't do horse.


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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by BuySomeChips on Wed Jul 22, 2015 4:33 pm

Granted, as a side effect, you get cocky and people detest you for it.

I wish I could actually make good music.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by lordbrian1 on Wed Jul 22, 2015 5:35 pm

BuySomeChips wrote:I wish I could actually make good music.

Granted, but your music is based on the fabled "brown note" and results in many awkward situations.

I wish the sky was purple.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Jaddels on Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:44 pm

Granted but the new purple sky leads to mass hysteria that the world is ending and you are killed in a looting gone wrong.

I wish I had the ability to freeze time.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Little Lloyd on Thu Jul 23, 2015 2:06 am

Granted, but you freeze clocks in ice instead of completely freezing time

I wish I could jump high.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by The Martian on Thu Jul 23, 2015 2:09 am

Granted, but you can't control your height and jump into outerspace, at the mercy of the universe.

I wish I could predict the future.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Godfrey on Thu Jul 23, 2015 2:13 am

Granted. You can predict exactly 1 second into the future.

I wish I had a billion dollars cash.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Malx65 on Thu Jul 23, 2015 3:15 am

Jaddels wrote:Granted but the new purple sky leads to mass hysteria that the world is ending and you are killed in a looting gone wrong.

Lol dude.

Godfrey wrote:I wish I had a billion dollars cash.

Granted, but it's in Monopoly money.

I wish everyone in the world would live in peace with each other.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Jaddels on Thu Jul 23, 2015 5:02 am

Granted, but due to prolonged peace, casualties of war are nonexistent and scientific improvements in medicine skyrocket, which leads to overpopulation and everyone in the world starves to death.

I wish there was something good on t.v.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by BuySomeChips on Thu Jul 23, 2015 11:59 am

Granted, but it's the same episode of (insert good show here) for the rest of time.

I wish I could pass this fucking calculus test.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by lordbrian1 on Thu Jul 23, 2015 5:30 pm

Granted, but the proctor notices you cheating and you are expelled from school.

I wish Christopher Robin never met Winnie the Pooh.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Jaddels on Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:34 pm

Granted but the loneliness poor Christopher feels leaves him in a depression so great he is checked into a mental facility.

I wish I had a taco.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by lordbrian1 on Sat Jul 25, 2015 10:05 pm

Granted, but it is a soylent green taco. You enjoy it so much that you develop a taste for human flesh, which you satisfy with the bodies of your deceased friends and relatives. You develop Kuru, but your resistance to illness from your prior wish prevents it from killing you. Unfortunately, you have to endure all of the symptoms, including incontinence, uncontrollable shaking, ulcers, and muteness. Hope the taco was worth it.

I wish the next Doctor is a ginger.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Jaddels on Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:57 am

Granted but due to the fear and distrust of him being a ginger viewership drops and the show is cancelled.

I wish leprechauns were real.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Little Lloyd on Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:20 pm

Granted, they kill anyone who touchs there gold.

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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by lordbrian1 on Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:27 pm

Granted, but you are a Zerg Larva that is incapable of evolving. The hive mind chooses to use you as cannon fodder.

I wish potatoes tasted like bacon.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Gills on Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:28 pm

Granted, but now everything else tastes like potatoes

I wish I was a more aware poster.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Jaddels on Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:35 pm

Granted but you are so aware you start abandoning your social life and all your relationships fail.

I wish I could receive an ordered package in seconds instead of days.
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