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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by lordbrian1 on Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:23 pm

Granted, but they are hand delivered by a naked man in the process of abusing a kitten.

I wish my mind wandered less.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Jaddels on Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:46 pm

Granted but you're so focused on a single task you forget to turn the stove off and your house burns down.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by lordbrian1 on Thu Jul 30, 2015 12:53 am

The rabbit and bat mate, creating a species of pure evil that wipes out all life on Earth.

I wish I had no tonsils.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Malx65 on Thu Jul 30, 2015 12:34 pm

Granted, but now you have to live the rest of your life as a maggot.

I wish my coffee cup would fill automatically when i snap my fingers.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by BuySomeChips on Thu Jul 30, 2015 12:36 pm

Granted, however the coffee never stops filling.

I wish that the job interview tomorrow goes well. >.<
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by lordbrian1 on Thu Jul 30, 2015 4:26 pm

Malx65 wrote:Granted, but now you have to live the rest of your life as a maggot.

HAHAHA. Was NOT expecting that one.

BuySomeChips wrote:I wish that the job interview tomorrow goes well. >.<

Granted, but the job turns out to be for a position as a low-paid prostitute. You signed the contract without reading it and spend the rest of your life on a street corner.

I wish I could care just a little less than I already do.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Malx65 on Fri Jul 31, 2015 10:53 am

Granted, but it will be achieved by a cocktail of various powerful mind-altering drugs, that magically enters your system everyday you wake up. Effectively making you batshit stoned off your balls, all day every day.

I wish i had a bag of peanuts left.
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Post by lordbrian1 on Sun Aug 09, 2015 1:51 am

Malx65 wrote:Granted, but it will be achieved by a cocktail of various powerful mind-altering drugs, that magically enters your system everyday you wake up. Effectively making you batshit stoned off your balls, all day every day.

Honestly doesn't sound terrible. lol

Malx65 wrote:I wish i had a bag of peanuts left.

Granted, but an elephant notices it and steals them from you, proceeding to enjoy them while sitting atop your corpse.

I wish this thread will continue for months to come.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Little Lloyd on Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:58 pm

Granted, but you are not allowed to take part of it

I wish I could play mass effect 4 right now
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Post by BuySomeChips on Wed Aug 19, 2015 5:13 pm

Granted, but it turns out to be a pile of poo, with micro-transactions.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Conner Temple on Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:02 am

I wish for this game to become the worlds number 1 game this year
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by BuySomeChips on Fri Aug 21, 2015 9:51 am

C Temple wrote:I wish for this game to become the worlds number 1 game this year

Granted, but soon after, terrible pay to win microtransactions are implemented and there are wait timers on every building upgrade.

I wish that I don't die at this party tomorrow. alien alien alien alien alien What a Face What a Face What a Face
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by lordbrian1 on Fri Aug 21, 2015 9:59 am

Granted, you instead die on your way to tomorrow's party.

I wish I had a chocolate cake right now.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Malx65 on Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:09 am

Granted, but you're having it in the middle of a killerbee-hive infested forest, with starving Grizzly bears patrolling the outskirts.

I wish i didn't need sleep to keep functioning properly.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Conner Temple on Fri Aug 21, 2015 1:02 pm

Granted but you died 20 years earlier than you would normally live.

I wish I never had to go job and became a millionaire
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by lordbrian1 on Fri Aug 21, 2015 4:50 pm

Granted, but receive the money as a result of a horrible car accident that leaves you in a vegetative state.

I wish I always got a good night's sleep.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Conner Temple on Fri Aug 21, 2015 5:24 pm

Granted but you couldnt wake up!

I wish I was a girl... (yeah, I went there)
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Malx65 on Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:33 am

Granted, but it will be me doing the job, with a chainsaw.

I wish dinner would cook & serve itself.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Conner Temple on Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:46 am

Granted but it would end up eating you.

I wish that I was a dog.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by lordbrian1 on Sat Aug 22, 2015 4:40 pm

Granted, but cats are still better and you live your life in shame.

I wish I had a beer in my hand right now.
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Conner Temple on Sat Aug 22, 2015 4:49 pm

Granted but someone poisoned it and you die.

I wish I was a cat
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by lordbrian1 on Sat Aug 22, 2015 7:08 pm

Granted, but life is so awesome that you become an ass and are hated by everyone.

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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Little Lloyd on Sat Aug 22, 2015 7:43 pm

Granted, but you head is a cat and your butt is a dog and everyone hates you.

I wish I was a penguin
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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Malx65 on Sun Aug 23, 2015 6:44 am

Granted, but you get to be one sitting on a snowball, in hell.

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Re: Destroy a Wish

Post by Conner Temple on Sun Aug 23, 2015 1:46 pm

Granted but everyone hated your choice of style.

I wish I was the most deadliest being ever born for a full month, where I would be running around killing people every hour of the day. (I'm waiting to see what you are going to make happen)
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