Destroy a Wish

Granted but you commit suicide in the end, due to a fit of depression as the effects wear off.

I wish that I don't die today.

Granted, you die tomorrow instead.

I wish I was the nicest person on the planet

Granted, but you are way to nice, so no one likes you and are rather creeped out.

I wish that GPA gets to the top of the leader board again.

Granted but P&W is shut down right after it happens.

I wish I had the ability to control minds (make Chips give himself actual chips)

*Munch Munch* Granted, boot yoo *Crunch* are alsho *munch* oberwehlmed wif *crunch munch* the thoughts of overs. *Gulp*

I wish I could have some more chips.

Granted, but they are sweaty-sock flavored.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, you learned that there was once a thing called a clock that wasn't digital and there were hands on it to tell the time. You found out you can turn these hands and you become a professional time twister.

I wish I was Buysomechips for a day.

I'll grant my own wish. 'But you had to live in Canada for the rest of your life'!

I wish that Sheepy didn't keep pulling this game offline.

Granted but it's constantly in a 'Heavy load'

I wish that I could have a peanut butter sandwich

Granted, but the peanut butter is rancid and the bread is moldy. You are forced to eat the whole thing.

I wish Sheepy would roll the game forward five days, so I could be ready to buy my next city again.

Granted but the servers shut down again but every city cost twice as much.

I wish I was sheepy.

Granted, but you have to deal with constant nagging from the players.

I wish it was raining.

Granted but it's...


I wish I could be a good singer.

Granted, but now everybody's deaf :/

I wish 0zone weren't leaving.

Granted, but he becomes inactive. :'(

I wish that 0zone would run one more term.

Is Polaris leaving the alliance, or just his status as Truimvir?

Granted but he ruins it by starting a new global war

I wish I was Polaris for a day

C Temple wrote:Is Polaris leaving the alliance, or just his status as Truimvir?

Granted but he ruins it by starting a new global war

I wish I was Polaris for a day

I read it as stepping down, not leaving, but I don't know,

Granted, but it turns out to be a figment of you imagination.

I wish for another global war to spike commodity prices.

lordbrian1 wrote:

C Temple wrote:Is Polaris leaving the alliance, or just his status as Truimvir?

Granted but he ruins it by starting a new global war

I wish I was Polaris for a day

I read it as stepping down, not leaving, but I don't know,

Granted, but it turns out to be a figment of you imagination.

I wish for another global war to spike commodity prices.

Nono, on IRC he said he's leaving the alliance sadly. :/

Granted but it's of the resource you can't produce in your region.

I wish that I could dance.

Granted but you are dancing with stars!!! (Do you have that there?)

Your lack of wish is granted - you are forever without dreams or desires and eventually die from forgetting to breathe.

I wish this thread would be revitalized.

lordbrian1 wrote:I wish this thread would be revitalized.

Granted but the thread will be very cheesy from now on.

I wish that it wasn't cheesy.

BuySomeChips wrote:I wish that it wasn't cheesy.

Granted, but now it is horrendously "mustardy" and no one likes to visit it anymore.