Ban the person above

Banned for waking me up.

banned for sleeping

Banned for being awake.

Banned for having (or not) a pink bedroom.

Banned because you got the color of my pink bedroom wrong.

Banned for not having a pink bedroom :3

Banned for not having pink hair... right?

I would like to color them something like blue or White
Anyway ur right, they are just useless darky blond hairs :/
Anyway you are banned for having a fat cat.

I know - his appetite is so voracious, that he's always trying to eat me.
You're banned for not wanting to dye your hair green, in honor of the GPA.

Yeah, I should dye them green, but then I would look something like a elf
You are banned for not wearing green clothes.

At the moment I'm actually wearing a green sweater.
Strange coincidence, coz I have few pieces of clothing that are green.
Anyway, you're banned for removing your previous avatar, the one with the bananas.

I changed it cause I like Django and the guy in the avatar is a plantation owner, and my country is made literally of plantations.
You are banned for not getting an avatar about your nation.

Well, it kinda has sth to do with my nation.
Coz you see: dogs are animals, like people. And my nation has people.
You're banned for not eating light bulbs.

Eating light bulbs is bad.
You are banned for putting humans and dogs at the same level, dogs are more smart than humans, and cats are more smart than dogs.

Haven't you ever tried light bulbs?
They're crunchy.
You're banned because oceans have water.

You are banned cause you tried to steal all the water in the planet.

Banned for using me as a human shield, while you were being attacked by unicorns with mad cow disease.

Banned for being a villain with an evil cat in your legs purring while you press the world-nuke red button.

Banned for not joining me in my world domination attempt.

Banned for not having an evil walking stick, every villain should have it!

I was just on my way to the evil villain store, so I could get me one of those.
Banned for having an avatar with a mustache.

Banned for not knowing where's your location

Banned for not helping me find out where I am.

Banned for not asking me to help you finding out where you are

Banned for not making me pancakes with chocolate syrup, when I could really go for some.