New Penal Colony
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New Penal Colony
Damningwithfaintpraise has opened a new penal colony for inmates serving life sentences. It is 1000km due south of Svalbard Island in the Norwegian Sea. Each deportee is issued a kapok life preserver AND a windbreaker.
Sven Shieldmaker-
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Re: New Penal Colony
We are building a Gulag for Nuclear Knights war prisoners in Palmia, they will work at uranium mines without hazmats and will work at banana plantations h23
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That would be a great idea...if we actually took prisoners of war. If you require additional workforce, DWFP would round up the general populace of Verdaxon (205,000) and ship them to Palmia, if you like. We would like to liquidate the pesky populace of their three cities so we could use them as 1. An urban paintball battlefield. 2. A practice facility for our nation's firefighters. 3. A storage facility for spent fuel rods and hard to neutralize chemical waste.
If you want them, send ships. We can transport by longship, but I don't know that many wouldn't freeze to death on the voyage to Palmia.
If you want them, send ships. We can transport by longship, but I don't know that many wouldn't freeze to death on the voyage to Palmia.
Sven Shieldmaker-
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Yea, we'll take them, we could use some workforce, also we need a place to dump nuclear waste, so it could be a very good place to store them also Palmian scientist would like to test some new bio weapons and rich Palmian families are pushing us to regulate slave tradeSven Shieldmaker wrote:That would be a great idea...if we actually took prisoners of war. If you require additional workforce, DWFP would round up the general populace of Verdaxon (205,000) and ship them to Palmia, if you like. We would like to liquidate the pesky populace of their three cities so we could use them as 1. An urban paintball battlefield. 2. A practice facility for our nation's firefighters. 3. A storage facility for spent fuel rods and hard to neutralize chemical waste.
If you want them, send ships. We can transport by longship, but I don't know that many wouldn't freeze to death on the voyage to Palmia.
Francisco II-
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In principle, we are opposed to slavery (here), but would never meddle in the affairs of other nations. Nuclear waste storage would be free for our close Palmian friends.
DWFP believes strongly in citizens right, accepts the concept of allied rights, but the term "human rights" is somewhat foreign to us.
DWFP believes strongly in citizens right, accepts the concept of allied rights, but the term "human rights" is somewhat foreign to us.
Sven Shieldmaker-
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Sven Shieldmaker wrote:Damningwithfaintpraise has opened a new penal colony for inmates serving life sentences. It is 1000km due south of Svalbard Island in the Norwegian Sea. Each deportee is issued a kapok life preserver AND a windbreaker.
The DeustchReich is willing to help with the transit of these new inmates, due to our close proximity to the norwegian sea, however would like to remind that a current state of war from The Free Texan Republic in scottland and DeustchReich exists, and would suggest an alternate route. Last month, the Flag Ship SMS DeustchReich and her sister ship SMS Merkel were sturck by a cowardly Submarine and pirate ship off the Norwegian Coast
Hunter-
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Sure, we like to work closely with our allies. Half the fun is pushing them into the freezing water, although I will admit they take it stoically.
Sven Shieldmaker-
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Today a boatload of men tried to enter the country illegally. 41 adult males landed on the beach but were intercepted by border guards. These persons claimed political asylum and then demanded an interpreter be provided them (at first, in what we later discovered was Pharsi and then in English). In DWFP, we speak Old Norse, Futhark (a formal variant of Old Norse), German (well tolerated and generally understood, but looked upon as...simple), and English (spoken in trade businesses and at tourist locations). As it turns out, they were understood because one of the guards had worked previously at the airport. Understand immigration to DWFP is manifestly illegal. Visitation visas are granted for tourists and students, provided they are applied for at least six months in advance. Becoming belligerant after having been informed of these facts, these persons were arrested, and are being sent to our penal colony. We hope they are excellent cold water swimmers. Should any nation want to pick them up, after, and only AFTER they have gone into the water, feel free to follow our longships to the "colony".
Sven Shieldmaker-
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The Imperial German Empire would like to interrogate this people before they are sent into the North Atlantic waters, we believe the May know where Angela Merkel is being held. IISB agents have already been sent to your capital
Hunter-
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You may chat with them for all the good it will do you. I don't think they know Merkel though, their leader they keep crowing about is some guy named Alou Ackbar.
Sven Shieldmaker-
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The IISB has gotten what we need, "sadly" one of them died during interrogations, would you rather we dispose of them or return them to your control, your ambassador can even kick him off into the north sea if you would
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You may dispose as you see fit. The rest will be remanded to the penal colony. DeustchReich and DWFP share at least one similarity, no one comes to our soil and demands anything.
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