Destroy a Wish

Granted, but they are hand delivered by a naked man in the process of abusing a kitten.

I wish my mind wandered less.

Granted but you're so focused on a single task you forget to turn the stove off and your house burns down.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

The rabbit and bat mate, creating a species of pure evil that wipes out all life on Earth.

I wish I had no tonsils.

Granted, but now you have to live the rest of your life as a maggot.

I wish my coffee cup would fill automatically when i snap my fingers.

Granted, however the coffee never stops filling.

I wish that the job interview tomorrow goes well. >.<

Malx65 wrote:Granted, but now you have to live the rest of your life as a maggot.

HAHAHA. Was NOT expecting that one.

BuySomeChips wrote:I wish that the job interview tomorrow goes well. >.<

Granted, but the job turns out to be for a position as a low-paid prostitute. You signed the contract without reading it and spend the rest of your life on a street corner.

I wish I could care just a little less than I already do.

Granted, but it will be achieved by a cocktail of various powerful mind-altering drugs, that magically enters your system everyday you wake up. Effectively making you batshit stoned off your balls, all day every day.

I wish i had a bag of peanuts left.

Malx65 wrote:Granted, but it will be achieved by a cocktail of various powerful mind-altering drugs, that magically enters your system everyday you wake up. Effectively making you batshit stoned off your balls, all day every day.

Honestly doesn't sound terrible. lol

Malx65 wrote:I wish i had a bag of peanuts left.

Granted, but an elephant notices it and steals them from you, proceeding to enjoy them while sitting atop your corpse.

I wish this thread will continue for months to come.

Granted, but you are not allowed to take part of it

I wish I could play mass effect 4 right now

Granted, but it turns out to be a pile of poo, with micro-transactions.

I wish for this game to become the worlds number 1 game this year

C Temple wrote:I wish for this game to become the worlds number 1 game this year

Granted, but soon after, terrible pay to win microtransactions are implemented and there are wait timers on every building upgrade.

I wish that I don't die at this party tomorrow.

Granted, you instead die on your way to tomorrow's party.

I wish I had a chocolate cake right now.

Granted, but you're having it in the middle of a killerbee-hive infested forest, with starving Grizzly bears patrolling the outskirts.

I wish i didn't need sleep to keep functioning properly.

Granted but you died 20 years earlier than you would normally live.

I wish I never had to go job and became a millionaire

Granted, but receive the money as a result of a horrible car accident that leaves you in a vegetative state.

I wish I always got a good night's sleep.

Granted but you couldnt wake up!

I wish I was a girl... (yeah, I went there)

Granted, but it will be me doing the job, with a chainsaw.

I wish dinner would cook & serve itself.

Granted but it would end up eating you.

I wish that I was a dog.

Granted, but cats are still better and you live your life in shame.

I wish I had a beer in my hand right now.

Granted but someone poisoned it and you die.

I wish I was a cat

Granted, but life is so awesome that you become an ass and are hated by everyone.

I wish I was a cat-dog.

Granted, but you head is a cat and your butt is a dog and everyone hates you.

I wish I was a penguin

Granted, but you get to be one sitting on a snowball, in hell.

I wish i could play the guitar.

Granted but everyone hated your choice of style.

I wish I was the most deadliest being ever born for a full month, where I would be running around killing people every hour of the day. (I'm waiting to see what you are going to make happen)