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Post by Jaddels Mon Jul 20, 2015 10:35 pm

For those of you that don't know how this works I will explain. I wish for something and the next poster grants my wish but puts in a condition. For example, Me: I wish to learn any language instantly. Next Poster: Granted but you always have a Mexican accent.
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Post by Jaddels Mon Jul 20, 2015 10:36 pm

I wish I had the power to resist all illnesses
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Post by lordbrian1 Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:18 pm

Jaddels wrote:I wish I had the power to resist all illnesses

Granted, but you are an asymptomatic carrier of every known contagious disease.

I wish Gilligan and the passengers made it off the island safely.
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Post by Godfrey Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:30 pm

lordbrian1 wrote:
I wish Gilligan and the passengers made it off the island safely.

They made it off the island safely. Unfortunately they never made it back to land again and have been stuck at sea ever since.

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I wish I had the power to read minds.
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Post by Little Lloyd Tue Jul 21, 2015 11:51 pm

granted, but you can only read what they want to eat.

I wish that college books were cheaper.
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Post by Conner Temple Wed Jul 22, 2015 7:56 am

Granted, but all the books were in Swedish.

I wish that I can eat as much as I want without gaining weight.
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Post by Jaddels Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:29 pm

Granted, although you don't gain any weight your cholesterol levels sky rocket, you have a heart attack and die.

I wish I could talk to animals.
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Post by martbhell Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:25 pm

But you don't do horse.


I wish I was brave.
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Post by BuySomeChips Wed Jul 22, 2015 4:33 pm

Granted, as a side effect, you get cocky and people detest you for it.

I wish I could actually make good music.
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Post by lordbrian1 Wed Jul 22, 2015 5:35 pm

BuySomeChips wrote:I wish I could actually make good music.

Granted, but your music is based on the fabled "brown note" and results in many awkward situations.

I wish the sky was purple.
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Post by Jaddels Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:44 pm

Granted but the new purple sky leads to mass hysteria that the world is ending and you are killed in a looting gone wrong.

I wish I had the ability to freeze time.
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Post by Little Lloyd Thu Jul 23, 2015 2:06 am

Granted, but you freeze clocks in ice instead of completely freezing time

I wish I could jump high.
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Post by The Martian Thu Jul 23, 2015 2:09 am

Granted, but you can't control your height and jump into outerspace, at the mercy of the universe.

I wish I could predict the future.
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Post by Godfrey Thu Jul 23, 2015 2:13 am

Granted. You can predict exactly 1 second into the future.

I wish I had a billion dollars cash.
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Post by Malx65 Thu Jul 23, 2015 3:15 am

Jaddels wrote:Granted but the new purple sky leads to mass hysteria that the world is ending and you are killed in a looting gone wrong.

Lol dude.

Godfrey wrote:I wish I had a billion dollars cash.

Granted, but it's in Monopoly money.

I wish everyone in the world would live in peace with each other.
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Post by Jaddels Thu Jul 23, 2015 5:02 am

Granted, but due to prolonged peace, casualties of war are nonexistent and scientific improvements in medicine skyrocket, which leads to overpopulation and everyone in the world starves to death.

I wish there was something good on t.v.
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Post by BuySomeChips Thu Jul 23, 2015 11:59 am

Granted, but it's the same episode of (insert good show here) for the rest of time.

I wish I could pass this fucking calculus test.
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Post by lordbrian1 Thu Jul 23, 2015 5:30 pm

Granted, but the proctor notices you cheating and you are expelled from school.

I wish Christopher Robin never met Winnie the Pooh.
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Post by Jaddels Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:34 pm

Granted but the loneliness poor Christopher feels leaves him in a depression so great he is checked into a mental facility.

I wish I had a taco.
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Post by lordbrian1 Sat Jul 25, 2015 10:05 pm

Granted, but it is a soylent green taco. You enjoy it so much that you develop a taste for human flesh, which you satisfy with the bodies of your deceased friends and relatives. You develop Kuru, but your resistance to illness from your prior wish prevents it from killing you. Unfortunately, you have to endure all of the symptoms, including incontinence, uncontrollable shaking, ulcers, and muteness. Hope the taco was worth it.

I wish the next Doctor is a ginger.
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Post by Jaddels Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:57 am

Granted but due to the fear and distrust of him being a ginger viewership drops and the show is cancelled.

I wish leprechauns were real.
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Post by Little Lloyd Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:20 pm

Granted, they kill anyone who touchs there gold.

I wish I could live in the Starcraft Universe
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Post by lordbrian1 Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:27 pm

Granted, but you are a Zerg Larva that is incapable of evolving. The hive mind chooses to use you as cannon fodder.

I wish potatoes tasted like bacon.
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Post by Gills Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:28 pm

Granted, but now everything else tastes like potatoes

I wish I was a more aware poster.
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Post by Jaddels Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:35 pm

Granted but you are so aware you start abandoning your social life and all your relationships fail.

I wish I could receive an ordered package in seconds instead of days.
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