Destroy a Wish
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Destroy a Wish
For those of you that don't know how this works I will explain. I wish for something and the next poster grants my wish but puts in a condition. For example, Me: I wish to learn any language instantly. Next Poster: Granted but you always have a Mexican accent.
Jaddels- Posts : 37
Join date : 2015-07-16
Age : 32
Location : Naptown
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I wish I had the power to resist all illnesses
Jaddels- Posts : 37
Join date : 2015-07-16
Age : 32
Location : Naptown
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Jaddels wrote:I wish I had the power to resist all illnesses
Granted, but you are an asymptomatic carrier of every known contagious disease.
I wish Gilligan and the passengers made it off the island safely.
lordbrian1-
Posts : 1288
Join date : 2015-06-25
Age : 35
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lordbrian1 wrote:
I wish Gilligan and the passengers made it off the island safely.
They made it off the island safely. Unfortunately they never made it back to land again and have been stuck at sea ever since.
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I wish I had the power to read minds.
Godfrey-
Posts : 872
Join date : 2015-06-18
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granted, but you can only read what they want to eat.
I wish that college books were cheaper.
I wish that college books were cheaper.
Little Lloyd-
Posts : 717
Join date : 2015-06-22
Age : 28
Location : Colorado
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Granted, but all the books were in Swedish.
I wish that I can eat as much as I want without gaining weight.
I wish that I can eat as much as I want without gaining weight.
Conner Temple-
Posts : 763
Join date : 2015-06-25
Age : 27
Location : UK
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Granted, although you don't gain any weight your cholesterol levels sky rocket, you have a heart attack and die.
I wish I could talk to animals.
I wish I could talk to animals.
Jaddels- Posts : 37
Join date : 2015-07-16
Age : 32
Location : Naptown
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Granted, as a side effect, you get cocky and people detest you for it.
I wish I could actually make good music.
I wish I could actually make good music.
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BuySomeChips wrote:I wish I could actually make good music.
Granted, but your music is based on the fabled "brown note" and results in many awkward situations.
I wish the sky was purple.
lordbrian1-
Posts : 1288
Join date : 2015-06-25
Age : 35
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Granted but the new purple sky leads to mass hysteria that the world is ending and you are killed in a looting gone wrong.
I wish I had the ability to freeze time.
I wish I had the ability to freeze time.
Jaddels- Posts : 37
Join date : 2015-07-16
Age : 32
Location : Naptown
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Granted, but you freeze clocks in ice instead of completely freezing time
I wish I could jump high.
I wish I could jump high.
Little Lloyd-
Posts : 717
Join date : 2015-06-22
Age : 28
Location : Colorado
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Granted, but you can't control your height and jump into outerspace, at the mercy of the universe.
I wish I could predict the future.
I wish I could predict the future.
The Martian- Posts : 39
Join date : 2015-07-11
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Granted. You can predict exactly 1 second into the future.
I wish I had a billion dollars cash.
I wish I had a billion dollars cash.
Godfrey-
Posts : 872
Join date : 2015-06-18
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Jaddels wrote:Granted but the new purple sky leads to mass hysteria that the world is ending and you are killed in a looting gone wrong.
Lol dude.
Godfrey wrote:I wish I had a billion dollars cash.
Granted, but it's in Monopoly money.
I wish everyone in the world would live in peace with each other.
Malx65-
Posts : 586
Join date : 2015-07-11
Location : The Netherlands
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Granted, but due to prolonged peace, casualties of war are nonexistent and scientific improvements in medicine skyrocket, which leads to overpopulation and everyone in the world starves to death.
I wish there was something good on t.v.
I wish there was something good on t.v.
Jaddels- Posts : 37
Join date : 2015-07-16
Age : 32
Location : Naptown
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Granted, but it's the same episode of (insert good show here) for the rest of time.
I wish I could pass this fucking calculus test.
I wish I could pass this fucking calculus test.
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Granted, but the proctor notices you cheating and you are expelled from school.
I wish Christopher Robin never met Winnie the Pooh.
I wish Christopher Robin never met Winnie the Pooh.
lordbrian1-
Posts : 1288
Join date : 2015-06-25
Age : 35
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Granted but the loneliness poor Christopher feels leaves him in a depression so great he is checked into a mental facility.
I wish I had a taco.
I wish I had a taco.
Jaddels- Posts : 37
Join date : 2015-07-16
Age : 32
Location : Naptown
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Granted, but it is a soylent green taco. You enjoy it so much that you develop a taste for human flesh, which you satisfy with the bodies of your deceased friends and relatives. You develop Kuru, but your resistance to illness from your prior wish prevents it from killing you. Unfortunately, you have to endure all of the symptoms, including incontinence, uncontrollable shaking, ulcers, and muteness. Hope the taco was worth it.
I wish the next Doctor is a ginger.
I wish the next Doctor is a ginger.
lordbrian1-
Posts : 1288
Join date : 2015-06-25
Age : 35
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Granted but due to the fear and distrust of him being a ginger viewership drops and the show is cancelled.
I wish leprechauns were real.
I wish leprechauns were real.
Jaddels- Posts : 37
Join date : 2015-07-16
Age : 32
Location : Naptown
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Granted, they kill anyone who touchs there gold.
I wish I could live in the Starcraft Universe
I wish I could live in the Starcraft Universe
Little Lloyd-
Posts : 717
Join date : 2015-06-22
Age : 28
Location : Colorado
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Granted, but you are a Zerg Larva that is incapable of evolving. The hive mind chooses to use you as cannon fodder.
I wish potatoes tasted like bacon.
I wish potatoes tasted like bacon.
lordbrian1-
Posts : 1288
Join date : 2015-06-25
Age : 35
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Granted, but now everything else tastes like potatoes
I wish I was a more aware poster.
I wish I was a more aware poster.
Gills-
Posts : 291
Join date : 2015-07-06
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Granted but you are so aware you start abandoning your social life and all your relationships fail.
I wish I could receive an ordered package in seconds instead of days.
I wish I could receive an ordered package in seconds instead of days.
Jaddels- Posts : 37
Join date : 2015-07-16
Age : 32
Location : Naptown
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