Theological Announcement

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Theological Announcement

Post by Sven Shieldmaker on Sun Jun 05, 2016 1:32 am

Theology scholars at the city University of Kjellstad have recently discovered an error in the currently accepted interpretation of the Books of Futhark. The error was discovered in the Book of Figures. As is widely known, the first five books are Creation, Escape, Levity, Duplicity, and Figures. Figures, one of the original law books, has been reinterpreted with the new understanding of ancient runic. As it turns out, "farmers may not marry women whose names don't start with a vowel" is erroneous. The passage, as intended, is "farmers may not grow crops that don't start with a vowel". Oat and artichoke farmers are much relieved. As are many women named Anna, Elsa, Ingrid..and so forth. Agriculture scientists are currently studying crops that are religiously acceptable. They have ruled out oranges and olives, which would not survive our environmental temperature means. Okra, arugula, and egg plant have been discussed as alternatives. DWFP is looking for suggestions and access to legacy seed banks, in order to comply with the Books of Futhark.
Heretics have complained that the meandering writings of half illiterate proto-norsemen, intended for peoples thousands of years ago, should not effect the operation of a modern society. They claim following these laws regarding what one can grow would be as silly as letting them dictate what you can eat. They claim service to country and striving for Valhalla are the only religious maxims that should be canon. They remain a vociferous minority.
avatar
Sven Shieldmaker

Member that volunteered to defend 3 times. :)
Successfully came to the defense of a fellow member
Successfully coordinated a defense
Veteran of the Green Winter War
Veteran of the Bizarre War
Created at least 1 guide
Combat experience 14: First Luitenant (1LT)
Posts : 416
Join date : 2016-03-16
Age : 51
Location : Virginia

Back to top Go down

Re: Theological Announcement

Post by Hunter on Sun Jun 05, 2016 10:56 am

The DeustchReich would love to assist the DWFP in their search, 

 The DeustchReich National Science Laboratory in Berlin has decided to allow your leaders, and thinkers to attend the laboratory, no press involved. Security will be at a maximum, and I am afraid you will be restricted to the agricultural section, as this facility holds our advanced nuclear program, sci-fi technology brainstorming, various military advancements and is leading the German Super Soldier Program. 

 Our seed bank is at your full disposal, however, and our scientist team led by Helena Hindenburg will also be at your disposal
avatar
Hunter


Successfully came to the defense of a fellow member
Successfully coordinated a defense
Combat experience 2: Private First Class (PFC)
Posts : 334
Join date : 2016-05-21
Age : 26
Location : United States

Back to top Go down

Re: Theological Announcement

Post by Sven Shieldmaker on Sun Jun 05, 2016 10:10 pm

We will be sending farming reps to DeustchReich, thank you for your gracious offer. As an update, we have determined that asparagus, endive, almonds, onions, and alfalfa are viable options. Apricots have been largely ruled out. Potato farmers have petitioned the government to have potato "gathering" to be reclassified as a mining activity, as they claim they really just dig them out of the ground like ore.
avatar
Sven Shieldmaker

Member that volunteered to defend 3 times. :)
Successfully came to the defense of a fellow member
Successfully coordinated a defense
Veteran of the Green Winter War
Veteran of the Bizarre War
Created at least 1 guide
Combat experience 14: First Luitenant (1LT)
Posts : 416
Join date : 2016-03-16
Age : 51
Location : Virginia

Back to top Go down

Re: Theological Announcement

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum